Goosebumps 2000 Series
Earth Geeks Must Go
Author: R. L. Stine; 
Illustrator: 
Jacob and Arlene woke up one morning, brushed their teeth, ate breakfast, went to school, and realized that they weren't on earth anymore. Talk about culture shock! Now they're stuck on this freaky planet where all the people eat through their armpits, read with their tongues, and go to school both day and night... Ugh! How could it get any worse? Well when the natives suddenly decide that all earth geeks must die, things get ugly pretty fast! Jacob and Arlene need a plan, and quick! Should they try to make peace with the aliens? Maybe click their heels together three times? After all, when you're an earth geek trapped in outer space, there really is no place like home...